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Christmas Morning
00:50
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He's got too much fat
For the chimney
He's getting old for this
His beard's dried up
Mrs. Claus in bed
This is the first Christmas since
Donner and Blitzen aren't in shape
And Rudolph is lonely
Are you still awake?
Can you hear the bells?
Christmas can't be stopped!
There's a new generation arising of reindeer
After the first snowfall they prepare
Christmas drawing near -
Every reindeer to the North Pole
And the elves chop away
Santa's Sleigh will ride through the night
Can you hear those children writing out their list
Of what they want
We've got to get it to them
We won't stop
Every single year
We are filled with cheer
Santa! He will not stop!
He's gonna give us some delicious deserts
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3. |
Midnight
00:41
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4. |
Is Christmas Evil?
01:41
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5. |
Naughty or Nice List
01:28
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I'm waking up
I feel it in my bones
Jack Frost made it thirty below
Welcome to the North Pole, to the North Pole
Welcome to the North Pole, to the North Pole
Whoa, oh, oh, HO! HO!
Whoa, oh, oh, HO! HO!
Naughty or nice list?
Naughty or nice list?
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6. |
Slippery Slope
01:35
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7. |
Snowball Fight
00:47
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8. |
Walgreens
03:40
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I went to Walgreens, December first
They were already playing your songs
I don't know how, how I would be
Without all that you've done for me
You are nothing like Santa at all
When I've been bad, you ask if I'm alright
I don't know how, how I would be
Without all that you've done for me
You present yourself humbly
You were born in the place animals eat
You present yourself humbly
You were born in the place that animals eat
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9. |
Real Judge Dread
02:00
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Bogus turnstile, nothing left
Christmas times up ahead
Tis the season, gift card treason
Feeling like real judge dread
Can't go back
Looking for the light
Nothing's open tonight
My clothes are warm but my heart is not
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10. |
Here Comes Santa Claus
01:39
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11. |
Ode to Woodwick
02:04
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Sure gets dark this time of year
And outside it's getting colder by the hour
But inside we're snuggled up by the fire
A single candle burning in its power
We'll get a candle and light it up
We'll get a candle for Christmas, for Christmas
We'll get a candle and light it up
We'll get a candle for Christmas, for Christmas this year
It's gonna be the best year of them all
Cuz we'll go down to Portage to Crossroads to the mall
And we'll pick out that special scent
Oh, maybe a Woodwick
Yeah, I know you like them
We'll get a candle and light it up
We'll get a candle for Christmas, for Christmas
We'll get a candle and light it up
We'll get a candle for Christmas, for Christmas this year
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12. |
Pizza Box
03:00
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My parents never told that Santa was real
I just thought that he was a cartoon all along
It didn't bother me at all
Some of our favorite things are made up, anyhow
Christmas is not a good time to talk about
Politics or all the things that piss you off
I know that the snow can be hard tough on us
But let's tell out friends that we love them instead
At the end of the day
We have each other and that's what matters
More than anything else
A friend's a present to yourself
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13. |
Bundled Up
03:01
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It's Christmas time, Christmas time
My sock are wet in my boots
But that's okay, cuz I'm with you
It's Christmas time, Christmas time
Let's take a walk in the snow
We'll bundle up because it's cold
It's Christmas time, Christmas time
Hold my hand, kiss my nose
Hold my hand, kiss my nose
It's Christmas time, Christmas time
It's Christmas time, Christmas time
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14. |
Christmas Eve
01:34
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